Definitions for things in our house

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Couch: a place to put toys so your younger sibling can’t reach them.

Flower bed: an area to dig in.

Sand box: a container to take sand out of.

Stick horse: can be an inumerable variety of things including, but not limited to, a mop, a gate, a sword, a tow bar.

Toy box: 1. a box that is rarely full. 2. a container meant to be emptied and sat in.

Laundry basket: choo-choo train

Outside Cellar doors: the Duke of Yorks Hill [He marched them up to the top of the hill and marched them down again.]

Toilet seat lid: what to bang in the morning to wake Mommy and Daddy up.

Shoe Rack: a toddler magnet that can provide entertainment long enough for Mommy to curl her hair.

Screen Door: designed to see how many times it can be opened and closed in 10 minutes.

Bed: a thing to be avoided unless you feel like jumping.

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