Probabilities in Our House

These probabilities are based on the fact that we have 3 children and a small house.

If there is a lego block and a baby doll on the floor the adult’s foot will land on the painful lego block.
If you put cleaner in the commode someone will need to use it.
If you mop the floor there is 99% chance that something will be spilled within the next 12 hours.
If you put 2 children in the bath tub and walk out for a minute there will be water on the floor when you return.
If there are pet dishes in a house the toddler will find them within 1 hour of being at the aforementioned house.
You can stand beside a child and they will not hear you say that it is time for bed, but if you open a candy wrapper they will come running from any corner of the house.
If the spiders decided to build a web in our house it will be right at Daddy’s head level.
If you need to leave in a hurry someone will be missing a shoe.