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Humorous Quotes For Mothers

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mother_baby emoticonInsanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle

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1 Comment on “Humorous Quotes For Mothers”

  1. #1 Brenda
    on Mar 3rd, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Thanks for your clothing help. It’s sure is fun being a short Mom, isn’t it? ;~)

    I love your third quote. It is SO SO true.

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