Jendilocks and The Three Beds

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She and her husband came home from their honeymoon and slept on bean bags.

“These are too lumpy,” said Jendilocks.

The next night they slept on a water bed. They slept on that water bed for ten years.

And Jendilocks said,”This bed is too hot.” Then, “This bed is too cold.” Again,”This bed is too hot. This bed is too cold.”

Five nights ago they drained the water bed and slept on an air mattress.

“This bed is too cold!” whined Jendilocks.

So she took the fleece blanket, wrapped herself in a cozy cocoon, and slept peacefully all night until the three little munchkins awoke in the morning.

Then she prayed for the Lord to provide a great new bed in a wonderful house.

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Do any of you have a Sle*p Number or T*mpur-pedic? Any suggestions for a great bed or what to stay away from? Any of you use a pillow top mattress?

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