Do you remember that scene in the Bee Movie when they are riding on the windshield with all the dead bugs? That scene popped into my mind when I was driving home from the library today.
I was returning from the fall book sale dollar a bag day! Woo-hoo! The check-out guy actually said, “Come back in the spring.” I said, “Oh I will. I’ve been doing this since grade school.” Love those dollar a bag days – even though the bags are smaller now.
Anyhow. As I was driving home a bug had the audacity to splatter on the front windshield.
It didn’t just splat it splattered.
About an eight inch streak of guts right up the driver’s side of the glass.
You’d think it would’ve had the dignity to pull itself together!